Monday, February 21, 2005

Hunter S. Thompson.

Hunter S. Thompson was a writer; among other things. He was also completely and utterly insane. I mean, it's not a fucking secret or anything, but he was clearly a psycho. He denounced George Bush like it was his job, and even, if I remember correctly said that he would kill himself if George Bush became President. Sorry if that's a little defeaning for some people, because I liked the guy, and I voted for George Bush as well. Most people would just move to Canada, not kill themselves, if John Kerry won, hell, I'd accept, because you know what I'm a true American Citizen; but I don't know why Thompson killed himself. I don't know, I'd like to believe that it was just too much to take, the voice in his head talking to him, because he was clearly hearing something.

Gary Trudeau who writes Doonsbury based the character of Duke on Thompson and what did Thompson say? "I've never met Garry Trudeau, but if I ever do, I'll set him on fire." Dude, he was nutty, and he committed suicide.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

The Bar...The OC...and Comic Books.

The Bar, Mulcahy's was a great time, really it was, I enjoyed myself, until I wound up praying to the kings of porcelain and puking my guts out. I don't know what happened, I really don't, but I must have ate something, or drank something, that didn't agree with me, because I only throw up when I completely over do it, and last night, was not one of those nights. Mulcahy's, however, was packed out with Old People...and the bands sucked...and it was kind of horrifying. I was drunk and every old person there was. I'm suprised that something like Hogs and Heffers didn't happen, where Los and Myself got macked on by an old chick. Old Chicks dig us, I don't know why. That's just the way it is. Then I was at Pathmark today, looking all Mutant like with the red shit on my face, never took the sunglasses off, and this girl has a black eye. I believe it is written that the mutants belong together.

The OC's getting better and better, and more like Beverly Hills 90210 each week. I love it, it's drama at it's most critical point, it's hatred, sex, comic books, annoying people all rolled into one. You remember when Donna was just like "there" sometimes, and then like 2 years later she was one of the main characters, when Kelly and Brandon were going to get married, then Brandon left and Dylan came back. Man, I can't wait for The OC to fully develop. It's going to be great.

Comic Books again, as I will mention time and time again, are awesome, they're one of the best ways to get kids to read, give them a comic book, then in no time, they'll be reading real books. There's some great ones out there too like Darkness and Invincible and Ultimate Spider-Man and coming soon Ultimate Iron-Man.

I had to make it up to the McDonalds God's today, because I have a feeling that when I bad mouthed Mccy D's in their house they got pissed off and put some type of hex on me, and I wound up throwing up guts last night. Least it wasn't blood, and at least I'm not Dessel.

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Bardom.

That's right, that's not supposed to say Boredom, it says Bardom. Because we're going to Mulcahy's tonight for ...what is apparently Massapequa night. My friend TMK is getting in for free, but the rest of us are from F'Dale...and that's that. I mean we do have the Hamburger cards that we got when we won that contest...but who knows if they'll work.

Friday, February 18, 2005

Friday.

Friday's suck. I've come to this fantastical realization, they do, infact suck. The only good to come out of this day is that I got my hair cut, by Eric, who's my usual hair cutter guy...or a barber, and he was only there, because the other guy had discovered some type of heart defect. I hate to say that another man's loss is my gain, but it's evident that God is on my side today.

This is due to the fact that I'm going to Mulcahy's tomorrow, for a little ...partying and getting slosh on because, this is what I do. Me and TMK had a discussion about how drunk we've gotten over the last couple of years, and decided that me and him top that list on two things. One of pure drunkeness, we've never really done anything too stupid, or even remotely...I fell in a lake on my first day of drinking, he passed out under a bridge for 2 hours. So what? Conroy slapped post it notes on the wall that said I love snatch, Los passed out on Juan's couch with Kate's head in his lap. That was pretty awkward, I must say. But we've still decided that we handle our drunk better than most, as well as been drunker than most. Especially Ed, who drinks and drinks, but never gets drunk...where does that beer go?

So today I'm in class, and my teacher calls religion screwy I'm not sure what that means exactly, but I'm pretty sure she's saying religion is crazy and no one really understands it. I've been sleeping too much in class, this is practically staring me in the face. I could be like "Well we're not really supposed to understand religion, because all the bible is good for is holding up tables, and starting fires." Of course I don't mean that, but in class I'm cynical, outside of that I'm more...in touch with reality.

Hollow

Well, this is the first time, I'll be posting on the new blog, however, I haven't decided if I am going to leave this for myself for add people to this, and let them post on here..You never know.

Anyway, I just finished my fourth flick entitled and emblazoned with the title It Could Be Perfect. It's fitting, because everything could be perfect and yet, it never is. Nothing's perfect really, I've come to this conclusion, this guy, came into my school today to talk to us about business and everything.

His name is Richard Yevoli, he owns Skate Safe USA or Skate Safe America. His site his here, if you want to look at it. Anyway, this guy Yevoli, he's a good guy, I can tell by his stature, assholes usually have this cocky confidence when talking to people, and this guy, he didn't have that. He was standing there behind a faux-podium this woman (who looked good from afar) stood to his left (my right) and you could just smell the sexual tension. He was boning her, it was evident. Anyway, he goes into this whole speil he owns this Skate place, that has three rinks, and they play all different types of sports, but focus mainly on hockey. I don't like Hockey at all, and the cancellation of season only really makes me pity the people involved by even reading the newspaper articles. What does impress me is the fact that Hockey Players are playing pick up games, that's pretty fucking cool of them, because they don't have to do anything, but these guys love hockey.

I went to work afterwards, I work at a pretty shitty law firm, and I collect bills, I wish it were physical, because then, of course, I'd excel at it. Then I went to Blockbuster where Conroy works, saw a bunch of people, and then came home, read some comics, and watched the latest episode of Tilt deleted the most recently tivo'd episode of Beverly Hills 90210 and the episodes of Two Guys and Girl I tivo'd off WE because I had already seen both of them. I then got up, sat down at the computer, and played two hands of only poker, got a stake of 379 (started at a 100) and then bowed out, and started this fucking blogger. I have another side...and it's THE SOTUA

If you click that link you can go there, and visit that site, it's hilarious at times, and boring as hell, like recently, at other times.